Friday, September 23, 2011

An Ode to Banned Book Week

Next week is Banned Book Week! This always gets me so excited. I think there are two reasons:

1. It’s an excuse to read. Because I, you know, need another one of those.

2. I’m a rebel. I’m not planning to track down a copy of Mein Kampf or anything, but reading a book that someone, somewhere, has deemed inappropriate makes me proud to be an American. Freedom of speech rocks.

I think that’s one of the really great things my parents did for my brother, my sister, and myself. Though our movies (The Goonies, The Sandlot, and Ghostbusters) and television (Saved by the Bell, Boy Meets World, and Home Improvement) were highly regimented—as in, we were not allowed to watch any of the aforementioned works—our reading standards were surprisingly lax. I was allowed to go into the tiny library in our town and leave with armfuls of books with almost no restrictions. I wasn’t allowed to read things like The Babysitters Club and Sweet Valley Twins, but I like to think that was on the lack of artistic merits of the books instead of the moral ones. Isn’t that right, mom? I’m pretty sure I’ve read every Newberry Award winner from 1959-1999. (‘69, ’78, ’81, and ’90 are some of my favorite books of all time.)

I love how provocative this kind of literature is. Not in the it’s-all-erotica sense of provocative, but in the makes-you-think kind of way. I will never forget the feeling I had when I first read Orwell’s 1984. Other than a personal tie to the year (it was a good year for bright, brunette girls to be born, they say) I knew it was a classic and I picked it up for some light, summer reading. I read it when I was lifeguarding at a pool that didn’t get a lot of swimmers. For three days, any time I wasn’t forced to be on the stand actually, you know, guarding lives, my nose was stuck in that book. When I got to that epic final line, I actually shouted, appalled that was how Orwell chose to end his stunning work or dystopian genius?! Was there nothing sacred!?

Immediately, I read the line again. I don't know, maybe I expected it to change somehow. Alas, it hadn’t, so I threw the book on the floor and it narrowly missed a puddle of pool-water.

Weeks later, I was still stewing on the ending when it finally hit me: that’s exactly what the writer intended. He wanted me to be bothered by the ending. He wanted me to think about what was controlling me in my own life. He wanted to make me mad at Big Brother and rise up to do something to change it. It all clicked, and suddenly, all of literature made sense to me in a way it never had before. Good books make you feel. They move you, they disturb you, they make you grateful for the people around you, and help you see things from a different perspective.

You don’t hear of a lot of book-banning these days (other than the occasional group of parents at some small school.) But what I love about banned book week is celebrating the diversity in literature. Most of these books have been banned for sexual or political content and I think that’s exactly why people should read them. To see the world from a perspective that is completely different than your own. So go ahead, pick up a banned book. Here are my recommendations:
  • 1984
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower--nice and short and teenage-angsty
  • Of Mice and Men--also short
  • A Handmaiden’s Tale--very feministy
  • Harry Potter--I'm sure you've read him unless you've lived under a rock for the last decade and a half, but I put him on every list of books I create, so...there's that.
  • Or you could go crazy and track down an untained version of Huckleberry Finn simply becuase it's not socially acceptable.
I’m either picking up A Brave New World or Fahrenheit 451 because I'm a rebel like that.

Happy rebelling—I mean reading.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

An open letter to the cute guy from Biology class forever ago.


Hi, cute guy from Biology class from forever ago.




















Eww--no, not him.


To the actual person who was in a real biology class and who never looked constipated or like a serial killer like that:


Hi.

*laughs nervously, rubs palms on thighs, and licks lips.* 

I'm sure you don't remember me. We shared am 8am class at community college a million years ago. Okay--it was only a few years ago. I'm not THAT old. The class was Biology 110 if memory serves. You don't remember? Of course not--because you never looked at me twice. If you had, I would have probably sculpted my number for you out of frog entrails or from the cellular cross-sections of onion skins or something. To this day I don't understand why you didn't notice me...

But hey, this isn't about me nursing some weird stalker-wound. This is about you. Besides, I'm married now to a pretty incredible guy, so I'm good. I promise.

Anyways, I got an "A" in Biology 110 and from a place of reflection here in my adult life I want to say "thank you".

See, I was never the most dedicated student. I preferred cutting class to hang out with my friends, or sleep in, or take random road trips with my best friend to stay in the trailer of a strange man after I'd called in sick to work. (The trailer is a story for another time.) More than anything, I was a 20 year old female. I don't know why society asks young people to know what they want to do for the rest of their lives and commit tens of  thousands of their parents' dollars and the best party years of their lives to it. I was tanning lifeguarding for a living then for Pete's sake. I wasn't exactly the heart and soul of professional dedication.



The two things I was dedicated to were 1) cute guys and 2) getting their attention. There was very little I wasn't willing to do to obtain these things. And truthfully, the most enticing thing guys could do was ignore me.


So, thank you for being adorable. Thank you for being way more committed to Biology 110 than I was. Because of you, I sat in the back row of the lecture hall every Tuesday and Thursday morning, shoulders thrown back and head held high, ready for you to and sure that you would notice me. But you didn't. So eventually I got bored and took notes to pass the time. Because of you I can still tell you the difference between DNA and RNA, I vaguely remember the scientific method, and for some reason, the words "endoplasmic reticulum" mean something to me.


But more than anything, you ignored me even though I showed up every class, hoping that would be the day you noticed me. But you never did.


And weirdly, for that all these years later:

Thank you for the "A."

All best to you,
R